So, on new years day we were all revved up and excited for a Day in the Field, ready to get drunk, get crunk etc etc... when........ a "good friend" calls us up with some GREAT NEWS! - unmarked, unnamed big blue balls (pharmaceuticals) that were a bittttt pricey but were "guaranteed to blow our minds"..... little did we know she actually meant they would put A HOLE IN OUR BRAINS.
Already sweating like we standing under Vesuvius, we thought we would kick start the day with a few drinks and a few pharmaceuticals which we have come to call - Avatar (they were blue... and big... and fucked up)
Symptoms of the Avatar -
1) permanent feeling of bugs crawling all over our noses, resulting in constant scratching and looking/feeling like an ice addict
2) uncontrollable crying when we got home (at 10:30 because jen got 3D motion sickness... shouldnt have taken off those glasses...)
3) green vomit that lingers in the throat for a good 5 hours before finally rising up the throat passage and finally exploding (......kind of like Ben Powell)
4) dialated pupils that are bigger than avatars themselves
Despite the fact that these "pingaz" were more expensive than your average Ben Powell, they did NOT as promised do anything beneficial. They only made us feel like shit and like we had wasted time and effort (similar to Ben Powell)
So, for all you youngens out there.. steer clear from blue, unmarked, oversized pills. They'll getcha ...............and always remember, stay away from a man who calls himself
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