Do you ever feel like giving your feet a break? Ever think to yourself, I'm not wearin heelz 2nite gal ima wear flatz 2 give mah feet a REST! Well, one lovely night where we started off at Bourban, went to the Club, World Bar, Candys, Moulin, Spice, kick ons at Death Why we thought to ourselves THAT EXACT THOUGHT. Jen was wearing lovely Wittner gladiator shoes and Cacks was wearing lovely leather converse. Now without tooting our own horn... we looked HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Through Jen's munted haze she could not feel the death of the rubber all up in her toes shit and all up in her heels grill. Cacks could drunkenly not feel her feet... let alone the friction that was occuring in her instep.
From shakin our thangs on the df and walking from club to club... and Cacks stopping people that had added her on facebook recently making it clear to everyone in the cross that THEY HAD INFACT ADDED HER ON FACEBOOK we developed mighty liquid bubbly blisters in and around our feet.
So now we've decided that in order to stop these beasts from occurring u need 2 things:
*THICK WOLLEN SOCKS
*A first aid kit fully equipped with bandaids and dettol for those pus filled buggerz
I hope you have found this information helpful... sorry for all our male fans u probably didn't find this interesting... but for you we will say DON'T WEAR THOSE FUCKING CROCODILE SKIN SHOES THEY ARE ABSOLUTLY HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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